(clock that reference?) I think maybe I don’t understand what it means to be a friend. You see, Reader, no one ever told me what…
Nipples. That’s right, nipples. For some reason they are vulgar if we are discussing nipples on breasts (versus pecs). You know, the nipples that provide…
Dear Peanut, Where to begin? I guess… in the beginning… When I was a little girl, all the other little girls wanted to play barbie…
Literally. I am not the type of person that would ever throw red paint on a fur coat. That’s not me. That’s not how I…
Puras pendejadas. A phrase I never thought I would be using so often. Even my shit job didn’t call for my motherland tongue profanity. The…