(clock that reference?) I think maybe I don’t understand what it means to be a friend. You see, Reader, no one ever told me what…
Nipples. That’s right, nipples. For some reason they are vulgar if we are discussing nipples on breasts (versus pecs). You know, the nipples that provide…
I have a confession to make… Last Christmas I made a Christmas wish; asked for a Christmas miracle. I wanted my parents to stay in…
this post is NOT about covid-19. I am aware there is a pandemic. I am aware there are quarantine measures in place. I know some…
Yes, Reader, you read that right – I was scammed with counterfeit money. As part of a way to make some extra cash for myself…
Fears of failure frequently feel like foreshadowing of fucking up my family and fur babies. I have a confession, I still have a hard time…
Growing up I knew a different version of Valentine’s day; I knew it to be: el dia de amor y amistad (the day of love…
You may often hear me saying, “expectation is the root of heartache”; which is my mantra I repeat to myself when trying to reconcile reasons…
This week, in a very clever marketing ploy, Mr. Peanut (a mascot of 104 years) “died.” A new commercial was released by the company showing…
I was at dinner with some friends and found myself in a ton of awkward discomfort because of (what my good friend Anthony cleverly referred…