Yes, Reader, you read that right – I was scammed with counterfeit money. As part of a way to make some extra cash for myself and tiny Peanut, I fix laptops and cell phones. I refurbish, fix or replace the housing, and so forth. I leave items looking CLEAN! So, as one does, I posted a laptop onto the apps to sell locally. I was contacted by a man who wanted to meet immediately for purchase. Upon his arrival, he checked out the laptop and said he only had large bills and needed change – and Reader, my dumbass gave him change to his fifty dollar bill. When he left something simply didn’t sit well; both his demeanor and the condition of the money felt off. I went across the street to a bank and asked they check the bills – informing them of the situation so they knew I did not come up with these bills on my own. It was CONFIRMED – FAKE MONEY! This man gave me fake fifties and hundred dollar bills. Worse of all, I gave him CHANGE! Three ten dollar bills (which may not seem like a lot, but that’s almost a month’s worth of formula or diapers for baby Peanut!).
Needless to say, I have been extremely down and defeated today. I called the police and filed a report, and they took the fake money, so there isn’t much else that can be done. The time consuming refurbishing of the laptop including replacing the battery and power cord, are now all at my person expense; and by extension at baby Peanut’s expense. I am very disappointed in myself and embarrassed that I let it happen. So learn the hard lesson from me, if you also sell items regularly through smartphone apps such as LetGo, OfferUp, invest in a counterfeit marker to check bills before accepting them.
What I’m watching: Love is Blind on Netflix. Singles talk through a stained glass wall in a sort of speed dating format – only able to talk to get to know each other with no physical appearance involved. Sounds fine, right? Well, then these lunatics get engaged BEFORE ever laying eyes on each other. It’s a Netflix original “real human experiment” aka reality show trying to be fancy by using different verbiage. It’s interesting, but definitely one step away to trashy The Bachelor status.
Tech specs: Get a fucking money pen. The counterfeit dual detector gives you TWO ways to verify money (paper bills) is real. Necessary for anyone who often works with cash. $10 for three pens, will save you hours of work, hours of the PD looking at you like a moron, and hours of a headache.
Random thought of the day: they finally ran out of the salt for the salted caramel mocha frapuccino at my Starbucks. Le sigh… I’m too bummed to give you more than that random thought…